[showing the other animals around the houses] They always got food with them.
We eat to live – these guys live to eat! Let me show you what I’m talking about!
The human mouth is called a ‘piehole’, the human being is called a ‘couch potato’.
[signifies telephone]That is a device to summon food.
[signifies doorbell] That is one of the many voices of food.
[signifies front door] That is the portal for the passing of food.
[signifies delivery truck] That is one of the many food transportation vehicles. Humans bring the food, take the food, ship the food, they drive food, they wear the food!
[signifies microwave] That gets the food hot!
[signifies refrigerator] That keeps the food cold!
[signifies table where family prays before dinner] That is the altar where they worship food!
[signifies advert for Seltzer] That’s what they eat when they’ve eaten too much food!
[signifies treadmill] That gets rid of the guilt so they can eat more food! food! food! food! food! foood! So, you think they have enough?
Well, they don’t. For humans, enough is never enough! And what do they do with the stuff they don’t eat? They put it in gleaming silver cans, just for us!
Thanks to RJ, the raccoon at Over The Hedge movie,
which explains us the human relationship to food
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