{"id":1553,"date":"2007-09-30T15:59:00","date_gmt":"2007-09-30T15:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.edunik.com\/home\/?p=1553"},"modified":"2013-05-19T16:27:20","modified_gmt":"2013-05-19T09:27:20","slug":"quote-knocked-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/edunik.com\/home\/?p=1553","title":{"rendered":"[mov-quote] Knocked Up (2007)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal;\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignright\" style=\"border: 0px none;\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/en.epochtimes.com\/news_images\/2007-6-3-knockedup2_large.jpg?resize=216%2C321\" width=\"216\" height=\"321\" border=\"0\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"><strong>Pete<\/strong>:<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"> Marriage is like that show \u2018<a href=\"http:\/\/www.everybodylovesray.com\/\">Everybody Loves Raymond<\/a>\u2019, but it\u2019s not funny. All the problems are the same, but you know instead of all the funny, pithy dialogue, everybody is really pissed off and tense. Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of Everybody Loves Raymond, only it doesn&#8217;t last 22 minutes. It lasts forever.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"><strong>Pete<\/strong>:<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"> Do you ever wonder how somebody could even like you? <\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\">The biggest problem in our marriage is that she wants me around.<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"> And I can&#8217;t even accept that? I don&#8217;t think I can accept pure love.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"><strong>Debbie<\/strong>:<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\">You think because you don&#8217;t yell, you&#8217;re not mean. This is mean.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt; line-height: normal;\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"><strong>Jill<\/strong>:<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"> Oh, no, we&#8217;re not asking you to lose weight. That would be illegal. <\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\">We just want you to be healthy, by eating less.<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 10pt;\"> So go home, weigh yourself on a scale, write than down. Then subtract 20 from that number. And weigh that. 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