Juno MacGuff: My dad had this weird obsession with Roman or Greek mythology or something and he decided to name me after Zeus’ wife.
Juno (2007)
Mark Loring: Zeus’ wife?
Juno MacGuff: Yeah and I mean Zeus had tons of lays but I’m pretty sure Juno was his only wife. And apparently she was supposed to be super beautiful but really mean, like Diana Ross.
Juno MacGuff: I just need to know that it’s possible that two people can stay happy together forever.
Mac MacGuff: Well, it’s not easy, that’s for sure. Now, I may not have the best track record in the world, but I have been with your stepmother for 10 years now and I’m proud to say that we’re very happy. Look, in my opinion, the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what have you, the right person is still going to think the sun shines out your ass. That’s the kind of person that’s worth sticking with.
Juno MacGuff: I never realize how much I like being home unless I’ve been somewhere really different for a while
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